A (really) hateful ode to LAN Airlines

Oh LAN, you really suck.

I ignored the hassle of trying to find out the correct price for my ticket.

I brushed off the fact that the radar broke while we were in the air.

I waited patiently for five hours while you tried to get your shit together.

I oohed and aahed at the boring hotel room you took me to after midnight.

I cheered when the plane landed in the correct destination 30 hours later.

I even said “gracias” to the flight attendants on my way out.

I didn’t slap your worker across the face when she contradicted everything I had been told.

I gave up on that reimbursement you promised me.

And now, I would rather be a stowaway in the back of a truck carrying dynamite than deal with your sorry excuse for an airline company.