Showing posts with label LAN Ecuador. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LAN Ecuador. Show all posts

Monday, April 1, 2013

A (really) hateful ode to LAN Airlines

Oh LAN, you really suck.
I ignored the hassle of trying to find out the correct price for my ticket.
I brushed off the fact that the radar broke while we were in the air.
I waited patiently for five hours while you tried to get your shit together.
I oohed and aahed at the boring hotel room you took me to after midnight.
I cheered when the plane landed in the correct destination 30 hours later.
I even said “gracias” to the flight attendants on my way out.
I didn’t slap your worker across the face when she contradicted everything I had been told.
I gave up on that reimbursement you promised me.
And now, I would rather be a stowaway in the back of a truck carrying dynamite than deal with your sorry excuse for an airline company.